Empty vessels make more noise. Those who dont, never get promoted

Have you ever noticed how seemingly dumb people are somehow the apple of your boss's eye? The man who cant think straight gets awards and rewards and you a capable guy gets screwed for mistakes that pale in comparison with the other guys blunders. Something like getting the death penalty for stealing a loaf of bread.
The secret my friends is simple: Empty vessels make more noise. Follow this simple 6 step solution to get one up on the dumbo

1. jump and whoop whenever you open a mail proclaiming to the world that you have done it again. If somebody asks, tell him its a secret and youll let the cat outa the bag at an appropriate time

2. Always appear busy even if you r getting bored to death

3. Always appear to be in severe tension

4. If somebody asks you something, look at the watch half the time and start running saing that you have a barrage of meetings

5. CC every mail to your boss. He will never read it.

6. get your card Punched in by the night watchman at 5.00 am, come before the boss comes . Dont forget not to shave and bathe


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